Sir Keir has returned from his worldwide statesmanship tour. Barely the edge of a photograph went ungurned in, not a bottom went unkissed, no platitude went ungarbled. Now – lucky us! – he was back in the House of Commons for a good long crow about his achievements.
NEWS just in from Keir Starmer – everything will be fine if you just vote for him at the next election. What’s that now, you ask, the next election is in 2029, and we elected you as Prime Minister two minutes ago. Can’t you get anything done between now and 2029?
SIR Keir Starmer doubtless thought he was being exceedingly smart in recruiting Sue Gray, who compiled the so-called Partygate Report into lockdown goings-on in Downing Street that heralded the end for the beleaguered Johnson administration during the summer of 2022.
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